FarmerTy Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 That's right folks, here's your chance to get a one-of-a-kind Longhorn urchin. But Ty, that looks like a Halloween urchin!? That's where you are wrong my friend. This urchin originated from Bevo's four stomachs and rumor has it he regurgitated it up after Vince Young tucked the ball under his arm and ran to the right for a TD in the Rose Bowl of 2006. Fair-weather Longhorn fans, just keep moving along, as you'll probably have no interest in this limited edition Longhorn urchin (and you're probably rooting for Baylor now anyways) but if I don't end up selling it, I'll hold on to it until UT starts winning again and I'll sell it to you for the low, low price of your pride. For those true Longhorn fans, it can be had for a mere $15, what this Aggie originally bought it for (is there a business school at A&M?). And no, I do not accept bevo bucks. Thanks for shopping, -Ty P.S. Pictures to come soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 Here's him trying to hide his shame after the BYU game. Sent via Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoly Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Pfffft. Its the 2005 rose bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko's Reef Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lmao. Great sales pitch Ty. Glws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KimP Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lmao. Great sales pitch Ty. Glws. You should hire me part-time Travis! :-p Sent via Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonghornReefer Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'll take him for sure! Sales pitch worked for me! 5122960771 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) Here's him trying to hide his shame after the BYU game. Sent via Tapatalk "I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle."Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited September 16, 2014 by Bluemoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'll take him for sure! Sales pitch worked for me! 5122960771 Hi Tickle Fish, I actually have 2 in front of you for the urchin. Sorry, haven't had a chance to update yet. If both fall through, I'll let you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reburn Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 but if I don't end up selling it, I'll hold on to it until UT starts winning again and I'll sell it to you for the low, low price of your pride. Thanks for shopping, -Ty P.S. Pictures to come soon! There is no danger of you selling this to a longhorn for the price of his pride anytime soon..........we have all had our pride suspended by STRONGarm until future notice. (2015-2016 season maybe.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoly Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Pride has been kicked off the team 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+dapettit Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Hey Ty, If you still have it I can Pay Pal you. Dave- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Hey Ty, If you still have it I can Pay Pal you. Dave- Sorry Dave, got 3 ahead of you right now. I'm too good of an urchin salesman! Sent via Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko's Reef Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 With Swoopes and Strong it shouldn't take long to rebuild. That or I can just bet against them. They had me sweating a game I thought they get blown out of. Luckily I don't do point spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jolt Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 See what you started Ty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Sent via Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victoly Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Pat Moorer does not approve of this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Gone! Sent via Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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