Robb in Austin Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 If you worry about what will happen to your tank if/when you die because your spouse doesn't know how to take care of your tank...you might be a reefneck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy V Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Planeden...just jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planeden Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I'm very dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 If you have a provision in your Will & Testiment for the proper care and upkeep of your reef tank as a ryder on yout wife and / or kids trust fund. Then you might be a Reefneck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 If you return from the Austin Aquarium and look at your own tank and think maybe I oughta charge others $20 to look at my reef, cause i actually have more live coral than they do... You might be a Reefneck! Seriously, I went last Saturday and all I can say is the 4 year old grandson enjoyed petting the Stingrays and Sharks! I'll stop the feedback there. Ha! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planeden Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 If you return from the Austin Aquarium and look at your own tank and think maybe I oughta charge others $20 to look at my reef, cause i actually have more live coral than they do... You might be a Reefneck! Seriously, I went last Saturday and all I can say is the 4 year old grandson enjoyed petting the Stingrays and Sharks! I'll stop the feedback there. Ha! did you go to Petco afterwards to pet kittens? some kid was there saturday who had just pet the sharks and stingrays. kittens seemed to disappoint him after that. (sorry, this is not a reefneck joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarwiggle Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If you reference your kids as a "clean up crew" before the big house wipe down.....you might be a reefneck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planeden Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If you reference your kids as a "clean up crew" before the big house wipe down.....you might be a reefneck!!! Lol. But I thought kids were more like phosphates contributing to neusance algae. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gig 'em @ NDstructible Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 If you see a pool and think how cool it would be to start an outdoor swimming reef aquarium.... you might be a reefneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvrEnuf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 If you see a pool and think how cool it would be to start an outdoor swimming reef aquarium.... you might be a reefneck Dude, If I could figgure out how to attach those reef rock magnet things to the outside walls of a pool, I swear I have clients I could sell this to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarwiggle Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 if your daughter asks you to play Hospital with her Barbies and you say sorry I can't I'm playing hospital with my sick fish.....you must be a reefneck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsalt Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 If the first and last things you do is access your tank controller from bed you might be a Reefneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 If you can easily repeat the name of any fish in your tank when asked...but stumble on your kids name when calling them for something... Then you might be a Reefneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If the first names that popped into you blurted out when your wife told you she was pregnant were Nemo and Dory, then you might be a reefneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esacjack Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 no wade... no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted February 18, 2014 Author Share Posted February 18, 2014 If you name your three firefish after yourself and your two brothers...Daryl, my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl...then you might be a reefneck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo662 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ...you're at work and you see a graph and initial thought is that it's someone's lighting schedule! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpb Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 That's hilarious jimbo. I was at work yesterday and in the hallway there are patient satisfaction bar graphs from the past year and I looked at it and the first thing that jumped out is "10000k mh spectrograph" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarwiggle Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Enough said! Loctite Super Glue: Dance: http://youtu.be/sMMr9EMZX7U 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted June 4, 2014 Author Share Posted June 4, 2014 (edited) You know your a Reefneck when you realize your not the only one and somehow feel better after reading this thread. Edited June 4, 2014 by Neon Reefer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Enough said! Loctite Super Glue: Dance: http://youtu.be/sMMr9EMZX7U ...where the **** can i get one of those? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makena95GT Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 ^^seriously. Id love to hold all my different types of superglue in a pouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makena95GT Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 http://www.loctitepromo.com/Henkel_Loctite_Promo_fanny_packs.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JoseZ Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 ..if one of your daughter's first words is "fish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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