Neon Reefer Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 If your tank stand is the nicest peice of furniture you own... Then you might be a Reefneck! If your garage has more old tanks than cars in it... You might be a reefneck! If you spend more money on your coral than you do on your children's college fund... You might be a reefneck! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifuentes31 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 If you put 2 Part in your ceral thinking you'll get more Calcium.....you might be a Reefneck... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juiceman Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 If you check your tank before saying hello to your spouse when you get home.... You might be a ReefNeck Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Grog Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 My garage has more tanks than cars.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo662 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jestep Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 If you check your tank before saying hello to your spouse when you get home.... You might be a ReefNeck Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Or before you say good morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpb Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Literally guilty of all these except the 2 part in the cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robb in Austin Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 If you clean your tank more than your home....you might be a reefneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze152 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 If you pay more attention to your aqua scape then your Landscape. You might be a reefneck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvrEnuf Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 If you get out of bed for your ATO alarm before your WAKE UP alarm....you might be a reefneck. Great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Ha ! ... Keep 'em coming. If your best fantasy dream is owning a primo Scolymia... Then you might be a Reefneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo662 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 If first thing in the mornings you log into austinreefclub.com before any other site...you might be a reefneck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsea Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 If first thing in the mornings you log into austinreefclub.com before any other site...you might be a reefneck. That one got me. Patrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Reefer Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Perfect! If you cannot resist the temptation to sniff the skimmer cup when emtying it... Then you might be a Reefneck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo662 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Gross...but so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpb Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 No sniffing required. My skimmer cup literally makes the whole house smell like a sulfur mine for an hour if I so much as open the cap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpb Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you notice your spouses face scrubber/exfoliator and the first thing that comes to mind is "needle wheel impeller"...you might be a reef neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvrEnuf Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you notice your spouses face scrubber/exfoliator and the first thing that comes to mind is "needle wheel impeller"...you might be a reef neck ....or if your spouse comes to your tank to look for their stolen tools and gadgets you've adapted to your tank needs.....you just might; be a reefneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jestep Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Or stolen dishes, utensils, tupperware, plastic baggies, clothes pins, scissors, peroxide, bleach, vinegar, tweezers, chopsticks, super glue, measuring cups and spoons, medicine syringes and measuring cups, towels, and of course "The New Turkey Baster"... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+brian.srock Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you hope you never die so your spouse doesn't sell your corals and fish for what you said you bought them for. You might be a reefneck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarmerTy Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If you've requested to be buried in your reef tank when you die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo662 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 LOL...my friends have always joked that I'll save money on a coffin becuase they'll just drop me i the tank (when i had a 6ft tank). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planeden Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 if your CUC can handle a human body...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy V Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If throughout the day, the only time you wash your hands is before putting it in the tank...you might be a Reefneck! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planeden Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 If throughout the day, the only time you wash your hands is before putting it in the tank...you might be a Reefneck! or unhygienic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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